Things I'm Sometimes Tempted to Maybe Consider Doing

Sometimes I want to not wake up and ditch work.
Sometimes I want to yell at people at work.
Sometimes I want to yell in general.
Sometimes I want to eat a bucket of ice cream.
Sometimes I wish I had the appetite.
Sometimes I wish I lived in another decade.
Sometimes I wonder if I'd appreciate it if I did.
Sometimes I wish I could make all of Ken's dreams come true.
Sometimes I wish I even knew how to make mine happen.
Sometimes I wish I made more money.
Sometimes I wish I'd majored in something else.
Sometimes I want to choke the lawyers on the Binder&Binder commercial.
Sometimes I want to toss the television out of the window.
Sometimes I wonder when I'll end up doing one of these things.